so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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lindsayolohan:

shame

lindsayolohan:

shame

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nofaithnolife said: Hi, braids originate from Egypt, not Africa. Also, white celtic people have wore braids for thousands of years. Please stop this tumblr, it just doesn't make sense.

whitepeoplewithbraids:

This just in: Egypt is not in Africa apparently….all those years of deception.
How will we change ALL of the maps and globeS???
My life is a lie

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

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orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

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knowyouravatarfacts:

kirstinthereckless:

knowyouravatarfacts:

Source
Avatar Fact #116

Guru: Aang, Your second Chakra is located in your… um. your…
Aang: Where?
Guru: you know… down there…
Aang: Down were?
Guru: Your airstaff and scooters
Aang: my what?
Guru: Your Water eel? Dragon of the South? The Earthquaker?
Aang: I have no idea-
Guru: YO TALLEYWACKER! DIGALING! DING DONG! YOUR DICK!
Aang: Guru, you don’t have to use such foul language… You could have kept it to reproductive organs… sheesh….

Airstaff and scooters omFG

knowyouravatarfacts:

kirstinthereckless:

knowyouravatarfacts:

Source

Avatar Fact #116

Guru: Aang, Your second Chakra is located in your… um. your…

Aang: Where?

Guru: you know… down there…

Aang: Down were?

Guru: Your airstaff and scooters

Aang: my what?

Guru: Your Water eel? Dragon of the South? The Earthquaker?

Aang: I have no idea-

Guru: YO TALLEYWACKER! DIGALING! DING DONG! YOUR DICK!

Aang: Guru, you don’t have to use such foul language… You could have kept it to reproductive organs… sheesh….

Airstaff and scooters omFG

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frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:


(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

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poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

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Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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